I’m all about The Wire boss
Me: DUDE. THE WIRE.
MM: I TOLD YOU!
Me: honestly, if I would have known that Idris Elba and baby Michael B Jordan were on it I would have watched it ages ago. I just wanna make out with Idris Elba.
MM: Even as a drug dealer?
Me: ESPECIALLY as a drug dealer.
MM: I actually watched Luther last night but he’s hotter in The Wire.
Me: DUH BECAUSE HE’S A DRUG DEALER. ………hm. I may have some issues to work out.
MM: Who cares cuz IDRIS ELBA
Amen to that.