Somebody Probably Peed There
I was walking in the city Saturday, somewhere around midtown, and saw a homeless man smashing something on the sidewalk. As I got closer I realized that the object he was smashing on the ground was an apple that he was trying break into pieces so he could eat it. And I wanted to be like, dude….you can just bite directly into that. It’s an APPLE. It is not necessary to smash it on the disgusting NYC streets. Somebody probably PEED there. But then it dawned on me that this guy likely has a lot more issues than how to eat an apple. Even though apples are, like, the easiest fruit to eat ever.