Well Shit

by Michelle

“He always promises us with single men at his events, but never follows through…”

“Michelle….there were single guys last time.”

“No there weren’t.”

“You were talking to one of them…”

“That gay guy?”

“He wasn’t gay, Michelle, he was a cute single guy that you talked to forever.”

“Huh….I thought he was with that other guy we were talking to.”

“No. That guy had a girlfriend. She was there.”