Michelle — The Next Shakespeare, Probably

by Michelle

William Shakespeare was known for inventing many new words. So, in the tradition of generations past, I have stepped up for my own generation with a brand new word.

Bunnions.

No, not like the gross bone growth ladies get from wearing heels. This is something better. MUCH BETTER. Although, now that I think about it, most things are better than bunions.

Bunnions are what I will call my bunny army of minions that I will some day have.

“COME TO ME MY BUNNIONS! DO MY BIDDING!”

And…they would seem REALLY adorable at first, because they are bunnies. But my bunnions would fuck. shit. up.

Have you ever been bit by a bunny? It hurts. Imagine thousands.

 

Anderson out.

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