You’d Never Know…

by Michelle

That it’s been a while — unless you were my acupuncturist today. He was working on my back, so my shirt needed to be off. But since it’s been so long since a man has asked me to take my shirt off — instead of pulling it off over my head like a normal person because that would “be too sexy” — I STEPPED OUT OF IT. I stepped out of my T-shirt in front of him laughed awkwardly and then laid back down. To top it off I fell asleep during my session. And then on my way home some guy yelled at me on the street, “I said girl get over here with that big butt!”

So yea….I’m going to be single for a long time, probably.

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