Jedi Mind Tricks and Wine

by Michelle

I might be too boring for new york. I hate going out all the time — getting dressed up so I can wait in line to get into a club that is masquerading as a bar where I hate everyone and they don’t have ANY good beer, so I am stuck with amstel light and the music is so loud and shitty I want to KILL EVERYONE AT THE BAR THAT IS ACTUALLY A CLUB — I would rather stay home, drink wine and practice my jedi mind tricks.

I’m single fellas.


Anderson Out.